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[emojibot]

This is Optimus Prime...





GOTCHA! Ahahaha! Anyway, I'm probably off on a mission. Leave a message!

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[emojibot]

Some... Earth cultural osmosis has permeated. I'm vaguely aware of him.

[electricevolution]

Well you see Mr. The Rock released an app where everyone morning you could get up and listen to him tell you something inspiring for the day. And even though it was the same message everyone else got he had a way of making it feel personal, like everything was going to be okay because he had your back. He told you you could seize the day, you could do anything.

I'd like you to be The Rock. Just any message that could uplift the downtrodden, or make even the most reluctant rise from bed to meet the day!

[emojibot]

I understand.

[he hesitates for a moment, considering what to say that doesn't sound too sanitized. it will, because it always does, but he's at least actively putting effort into avoiding it and genuinely means it. he thinks a little of the messages megatron left for the terrans and how easily personal and emotive they were.]

Good morning. It's another day cycle on the R2, and I hope it brings you some degree of personal satisfaction. Regardless of what awaits you today, it's important to remember that you are not alone. Ensure you reach out to someone on the crew with whom you have connected and affirm this to them, as it will remind them and strengthen your bond.

[a pause. he grimaces. that was not his best.]

Like that?

[electricevolution]

[ Elec is so glad he opted for voice instead of video because oh sweet Asimov that was so terribly awkward it's almost inflicting a physical reaction in him. Truly when one says cringe this is what they mean.

He takes a moment to run his voice modulator though a customer service tone sub routine before responding because he's certain his voice would be a bit shaky otherwise. ]

That's actually perfect. I'm sure anyone who hears it will rise inspired and feel the presence of your quiet strength throughout the day.

[emojibot]

This is only to be for one person, though, correct?

[he's not falling for that again!! (he is)]

[electricevolution]

It's intended for one person, yes.

[ Intended for on but the print shop does look like it's having a buy one get one special so... ]

I thank you for your help in making this present very... very special Mr. Optimus.